When I rule the universe, these rules will be enforced.

Yesterday was the shittiest driving day of the whole trip. I had plenty of time to come up with a new set of rules that will keep people on the roads as soon as I rule the universe.

Stupid road signs will be banned. A sign saying Falling rock? Come on Americans, get real.If it's a bloody one rock, stop it from falling, otherwise use the plural, and still do something about the situation.

Bump a head: Hell, in Chicago?? really? The whole city is a pothole, and then there is a minor bump on the highway, you put in a sign?! Go fix the pavement!

Then to the main issue. The culture of driving.

I really do not lose my shit in traffic often, but  Indiana, YES IT WAS ME SCREAMING MY WAY TROUGH THE BLOODY STATE OF IDIOTS.

Do not fucking tailgate me, I'm bitch enough to downshift and make you cry. the room in front of me: it's the room I need to keep the guy in front of me safe, not the  bloody place you can move into and fucking take pictures of my car while going 20 under the limits.

I checked last night the rules we have in Finland, and let's just say that I'm happy as long as you guys don't go there. I actually had the numbers down, what's the recommended distance in what, but as usual with this shit, I forgot them already. Still, do not fucking tailgate.

Now, that was not the worst of all the things that happened last night. The worst was the idiot who completely destroyed my will to help humanity. The man who pulled over to my natural habitat, the left lane, and COULD NOT FUCKING MOVE, KEPT TRUCKS BEHIND HIM, AND I swear it took him a half an hour to get past the truck. Why would you need to get past if you are naturally slower than everything else on the planet?

And speed limits. When the road is empty, or a little roomy even, go for it. Why the hell not, Axl sings like the Rose he is when shit hits the fan, so no worries. But for crying out loud, when the nice and not pointless sign is there to show that people are working there to make the road better, to make the road safer for us, don't bloody hell speed trough it. I don't care about the double tickets, it's really disrespectful to the people who have to work there while the cars driving past them have shittier brakes than one wants to think of.


I turned into a complete monster last night, and I'm sorry. almost. Just get the fuck out of the left lane if you can't even keep up with the speed limit! With that, I'll part to go ape on the road again.

Stressdoc, this one is for you! I tried to get the speed limit sign too, so you can indeed see I CAN drive accordingly to them. As shown below, it has happened and I have the picture to proof it!

I will look at this shitty picture from now on, just to remember what it felt like. Boring comes to mind. 

Indiana, turns out it's all corn, corn, a windmill or two, and corn, and corn and porn. Then next to the worst gas station I've visited, was this. Indiana got the credit for this but the tired and not so adult in me couldn't stop laughing. Man, you need to be an M driver to be pathetic enough to go to that shop, theme works, but the surroundings really don't.

Karussell, here I come.